Sarah Palin is a Sound Bite Robot

So I had to start drinking during the debate last night. She drove me to drink. Laura and I were both online, and chatting via Gmail. These were the rules, made up as we went along, for our drinking game:

Take a drink every time Palin said:

"eye rack" (Iraq)

"new-cue-ler"

Maverick

or said/did anything "folksy." (ended an -ing word with -in', winked at the camera!, etc.)

I almost passed out when the moderator asked a question about nuclear weapons. So here I am, off to work at 6:00am. I think I'll get an extra shot in my coffee today.

Shot of espresso. ESPRESSO.