Sunday, August 31, 2008
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How short is short erotica? What will they accept or not? When, oh when will that woman get back to me? I submitted my story yesterday!
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Saturday, August 30, 2008
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Want a free Obama/Biden sticker? MoveOn's giving them away totally free--even the shipping's free. I just got mine, and wanted to share the opportunity with you.
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And, you get to sleep in until 6:15am. If that tells how how close to the ass crack of dawn I get up every day.
We ran errands. And ditched one, because the line was so freaking long. Ate salad for lunch. Had M&Ms for dessert. Now I'm thinking of making some tea, as it has really clouded up and is threatening to rain. No more heat today--it has cooled off considerably.
Yay, Saturday. *sighs*
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
My daughter started kindergarten, so that's a big thing, and I'm back at school at the same time. It's an adjustment. I'm not used to making lunches every day, but I find myself making hers and mine at the same time each night. Let's hear it for organization!
Friday, August 15, 2008
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
"...where ourselves sells female raised soaps, shampoos, lotions, phrase balms and supernumerary."
Random customer person: Hey, Amy! What do you sell?
Amy: Oh, female raised soaps, shampoos, lotions, phrase balms, and supernumerary.
Random customer person: WTF??????????????
Amy: You know. Phrase balms. Supernumerary? No? Wait...
So I got an alert today, and went to the blog. And now, I can't peel myself off the floor, as I am consumed with laughter. Tears stream down my face with abandon.
Here's what I found:
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Dang, that shack lovemaking is hard work, let me tell you. Especially when I'm such a frump. I do enjoy being a ground advisor to all things ultramodern, however. And you KNOW that I'm changing the name of my business to
Olde Old trot's Heart-Robbing Finnish bath Pantomime.
YOU KNOW IT WILL HAPPEN.
p.s. someone tell me why those blogs are full of this gibberish. They never seem to be selling anything, or giving any information .
Wednesday, August 06, 2008
I am so sick of seeing entire ebooks (how long are they?) being sold on etsy that are about copyrighting one's work.
You wanna copyright your work? Click here. You can file online and pay with your credit card--it's cheaper than sending in paper. You can also submit your work as a .pdf!
The End! It's not difficult at all, people. It's practically the easiest thing in the world to do, as far as government paperwork is concerned. You fill out information, and they send you your copyright in the mail. How much easier can it get!?
Sheesh. If you can buy shoes online, you can register your copyright. Just my public service announcement of the day.
Monday, August 04, 2008
We'll solve the energy crisis!
Ha! I just made a stevia riddle.