Me: Okay, we're writing our definition for "handbag." "A handbag is a fashion accessory that is a container that holds stuff. It is..." (pauses for students to continue the definition)
Student: ...flammable.
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Regarding a student who was using some lotion:
Student: Why does he use lotion?
Me: He has dry skin, like anybody else who uses lotion.
Same Student: Touch my skin; it feels so silky smooth.
Me: No.
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re: #1's answer - Yes, they are, esp. if made out of vinyl.
ReplyDelete#2 - good choice on the "not touching skin part".
These are cracking me up.
ReplyDeleteAnd I use lotion.