*teacher walks in with a bloody finger*
Teacher 1: damn it! I cut my finger on a box.
Other teacher,who borrows first teacher's room: Eew! You're all bloody. You're Bloody McGee.
Teacher 1: It fits for Halloween, anyway.
Student writing a scary story: Miss! I need your finger to put blood on my paper!
Teacher 1: No!
Other teacher: Stop that!
Student: Well then, can I have the stapler?
Both teachers: NO!!