Period 5, my classroom:
Student 1: *stares at the smudges on my t-shirt*
Me: I know, I know. I'm a mess today.
Student 1: Why?
Me: Because school is a dirty place.
Normally Potty-Mouthed Student 2: You're telling me!
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