Don't worry, it's easy.
There is one, and only one question on your exam. Please remember to get enough sleep and eat a healthy breakfast before taking this exam. I will not be held responsible for those who do not follow the directions.
Directions: Answer the question in complete sentences. Extra points will be awarded for sarcasm.
1. Which morning is better than THIS morning?
Go ahead....take your time....think about it.....
...you can do it.....no pressure.....
Ok, time's up! And the answer is:
Tomorrow morning! That's because TODAY WAS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL, AND TOMORROW IS THE BEGINNING OF VACATION! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
So? How did you do on your exam? Don't worry if you didn't get the answer right. That just means you don't work in public school. :)
--groovygrrl, queen of vacation
p.s. I have changed my voice mail in honor of summer vacation. In a nutshell, it tells people that if they are calling me from work, about work, not to bother to leave a message, because I won't answer it. If you want to call to invite me to summer fun times, then go right ahead. :)