3 years old

What does 3 years old mean?

• Being able to turn on the "Wee Sing" CD in the player all by yourself.
• Singing along with all of the insane songs on said CD.
  
• Buckling yourself into your high chair and yelling, "Eat!"
• Running around the kitchen, snorting.
  
• Kicking and screaming and fighting when it's time to comb the hair.
• Saying "no" every time mama asks if you want to use the potty.
• Singing the ABC song.
• Counting to 20.
• Using the fine art of extreme passive resistance to get what you want (i.e. going completely limp and falling to the floor when mama tries to pick you up).
• Finding the correct letter on the "find the letter game" on your little LeapFrog radio.
• Hiding in the closet.
• Crawling into bed with mama when you wake up at 3am.
• Kicking mama in the kidney for about an hour, when in bed with her at 3am.
• Not protesting when mama gets fed up and carries you back to your own bed.
• Giving kisses. Exclaiming, "It's a kiss!" after each.
• Playing with mama's phone.
• Inadvertently surfing the internet on mama's phone.
• Reading Curious George at night.