Tuesday, August 12, 2008


I have a Google Alert for my name. I'm just curious to know when someone might blog about me or my soap.

So I got an alert today, and went to the blog. And now, I can't peel myself off the floor, as I am consumed with laughter. Tears stream down my face with abandon.

Here's what I found:


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Dang, that shack lovemaking is hard work, let me tell you. Especially when I'm such a frump. I do enjoy being a ground advisor to all things ultramodern, however. And you KNOW that I'm changing the name of my business to

Olde Old trot's Heart-Robbing Finnish bath Pantomime.



p.s. someone tell me why those blogs are full of this gibberish. They never seem to be selling anything, or giving any information .


  1. They're splogs, Amy. Splogs. Spam blogs. They use text generators to spew random text with keywords they want to score on. For high CPC ads. Then Google Ads are splashed all over these splogs and they make a quick killing. $10 will buy several meals in many countries.

  2. So, is my name, and talk about handmade soap something they think will help them score???? Even funnier!

    And now I understand. Thanks, Manisha! Oh, and don't you need some soap? *wink wink*

  3. I'd like some of that Olde old trot's Heart Robbing Finnish bath stuff.