...the 79th Annual Academy Awards, and the red carpet is already happening. People are already arriving, in their finery, walking ever so slowly, with bright red smirks on their faces, while flashbulbs illuminate their perfect porcelain skin.
Well, some skin is orangey-Mystic-tan, but still smooth and glowing.
They arrive this early to take the red carpet slowly, I guess. To get the most exposure possible.
Yeah, I'm watching. This is where I get my fashion tips. *guffaws and spews root beer*