Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Ghetto Halloween Rules.

1. Have decorations up. Carve a pumpkin. Leave your light on. Then, leave the house and don't leave out any candy.

2. Send your children out for trick-or-treating with no coat.

3. Send your children out alone. In a city.

4. Send your children trick-or-treating with no costume. None. What is that?

Okay, I'm done.

1 comment:

  1. hmmm...i had two kids that gave me a religious tract with a creme saver stapled to it.

    i'm going to hell but i got me a creme saver. good eatin'.