Top Ten Things We Have All Learned From Sesame Street
(as summarized from a Yahoo IM conversation with Billings Steve)
(as summarized from a Yahoo IM conversation with Billings Steve)
1. Mammoths are our friends, if a bit slow.
2. If you live in a trash can, you have the right to be grouchy.
3. Birds are friendly and FREAKING ENORMOUS.
4. Maria is HOT.
5. Two men sharing a bedroom will sometimes sleep in separate beds.
6. uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinco, seis, siete, ocho, nueve, diez
7. C is for Cookie
8. It ain't easy being green.
9. The letter F in the distance, which approaches slowly while saying its sound to the rhythm of a military snare drum is FUCKING TERRIFYING TO A 3-YEAR-OLD HIDING UNDER THE KITCHEN TABLE.
10. I still can't tell you how to get, how to get to Sesame Street.
2. If you live in a trash can, you have the right to be grouchy.
3. Birds are friendly and FREAKING ENORMOUS.
4. Maria is HOT.
5. Two men sharing a bedroom will sometimes sleep in separate beds.
6. uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinco, seis, siete, ocho, nueve, diez
7. C is for Cookie
8. It ain't easy being green.
9. The letter F in the distance, which approaches slowly while saying its sound to the rhythm of a military snare drum is FUCKING TERRIFYING TO A 3-YEAR-OLD HIDING UNDER THE KITCHEN TABLE.
10. I still can't tell you how to get, how to get to Sesame Street.
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How's the new year going?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking about you _- er, I mean your soap -- in the shower this morning. Let me know when you make more of the oatmeal goatmilk soap. I'd like to get some.
D'oh! Just saw you have it in stock again (guess I should've checked before posting!). I'll order some this afternoon.
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