Therefore, I will not make any. Instead of publicly resolving anything, this year will probably be the one where I take action, instead.
Because I am a cynical bastard, I hate all of the "end of the year" crap. Even so, I am a hypocritical bastard this year, because I am looking at the shelves in the kitchen thinking, "Yeah, today is the best day to de-clutter all of this." Thinking that, because it's the first of the year, that it will set a good precedent.
Well, I'm going to de-clutter the shelves, and I'm going to feel good about it, and I'm not resolving anything.
Except maybe to drink a little more. In general.