Yeah, I bought one. I love this thing more than life itself.
I cut my fingernails so they wouldn't click on the keyboard.
I loaded new software onto it, sitting next to it the whole time, reading the manual.
I ate dinner while surfing the net.
I love this thing!
I love my lappy.
It gives me intense pleasure
Not unlike a man.
Ha! I think that's pretty good. See? See how the lappy influences me? Poetry practially writes itself on this thing!