Handmade = Slower? Seriously?

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I just saw this quote from the featured seller on Etsy:

"Choosing handmade is choosing a slower way of life, one rooted in tradition and creative expression."

Okay, I can accept that handmade things are traditional and creative. But a slower way of life? Really?

Not if you sell your crafts, it ain't. I'm just sayin'.