"What exactly is in Guinness that's good for me?"
"Alcohol."
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"Milk is gross. I'd rather drink pee."
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"My diet is simple. No bread, no potatoes, no pasta, no donuts. This leaves room for liquor and cookies."
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I think I need to join you for dinner.
ReplyDeleteThese are great. Let me see if I can guess who said what.
ReplyDelete#1 Amy, Izzy
#2 Izzy
#3 Izzy
How'd I do?
You got #1 right.
ReplyDelete#2 and #3 were both from my friend, Rachelle. Who is obviously hysterical, and a great dinner date.
Oh, well, I can't be expected to guess correctly when I don't have the cast of characters. This Rachelle of whom you speak is obviously a hoot.
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