End-of-Year Post

I am tired.

"The Year That Was" makes me want to barf. I am tired of the Top Ten Most Awesomest Stuff That Happened in 2006 articles in the paper/magazines/blogs. Sick of it!

I'm also sick of the snow. Perhaps I'm a bit touchy from the cabin fever. Strap yourselves in, folks.

Instead of recapping this past year, let's make my annual wish list, shall we? We shall. In the spirit of manifesting the life we want, we shall now proclaim the End-of-Year Post to be:

How My Life Is Now: A List of Affirmations

Those who practice affirmations should know that, to do them correctly, one must say them as if they are already true. Example:

I am a publishing magnate.

Okay. Here we go:

• I live in a lovely home, situated on one acre, in a lovely part of the world.
• I drive a stylish, safe, and useful vehicle.
• I wear lovely clothes.
• I am wealthy.
• I carry this handbag.
• I wear this jewelry.
• I wear this watch.

This is too much fun. I'll add to the list more, later.