1. Have decorations up. Carve a pumpkin. Leave your light on. Then, leave the house and don't leave out any candy.
2. Send your children out for trick-or-treating with no coat.
3. Send your children out alone. In a city.
4. Send your children trick-or-treating with no costume. None. What is that?
Okay, I'm done.
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hmmm...i had two kids that gave me a religious tract with a creme saver stapled to it.
ReplyDeletei'm going to hell but i got me a creme saver. good eatin'.